The process
Slip in, video out
No account, no app, no appointment. You file a slip, she does the rest, and the proof arrives by email.
The timeline
- Day 0
You file the slip
A first name, a villain type, one line about what they did. Payment runs through Stripe; we never see your card. Your slip joins the queue for the next filming session.
- ≤ 6 days
She performs it
Orders are batched into one or two sessions a week at the Canal Road Flyover. Your slip is read out loud and the full eight movements are performed and filmed, uncut, moon blocks included.
- + 72 hours
It lands in your inbox
The full ritual (8–12 minutes), the 30-second vertical cut, and the photograph of the ashes. Delivered by email within 72 hours of filming.
If it can't happen
Refunded, not rescheduled
If the practitioner is not at the bridge during your 6-day window, we refund you in full and you order again whenever you like. We would rather return your money than sit on it while you wait for a date that keeps moving. The full policy is short and lives on the refund page.
Where the money goes
She is paid first
The practitioner receives her full rate for every ritual before we take anything. That is the arrangement, and it does not change with volume. More about the women who do the work on the practitioners page.
What the camera keeps
Uncut means uncut
The full video runs from incense to ashes without edits. The moon blocks at the end are shown as they fall, whatever they say. If you want to know what each of the eight movements means before you watch, the explainer walks through them.