打小人

For someone else

Give someone a beating

Someone you know has spent months complaining about the same person. You can buy them flowers, or you can have that person's first name taken to a bridge in Hong Kong and hit with a shoe on camera.

How gifting works

You order, they watch

  1. You

    Fill the slip below

    Their villain's first name (you know the one), the type, and one line about what they did. Add a gift note if you want; it travels with the delivery.

  2. The bridge

    Same ritual, same rules

    Filmed within 6 days, refunded if it can't happen. The practitioner is paid her full rate first, like every order. See how it works.

  3. Them

    You deliver the surprise

    The files arrive in your inbox with your note, and you pass them on when the moment is right. We stay out of the reveal.

Same first-names-only policy as every order: no surnames, no photographs, no public figures.

稟告Gift slip
slip no. 0088

First names only. No photographs, no surnames, no public figures. The practitioners turn those away, and so do we.

You receive the video and pass it on. The note travels with it.

$15one ritual
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